August 2010
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I love Twitter I: __ dat ho (the first of an...
@ZekeG: spiderman dat ho: in highschool, jizz in your pants after an awkward sidehug. rub it on her locker and get good grades. #datho
@ZekeG: Aquaman dat ho: superman dat ho but then jizz a little on her buttcrack. it'll get noticed some but superman gets the glory
@ZekeG: Batman that ho: wait till she's asleep, then cry on to her back thinking about your murdered parents. #datho
@ZekeG: Megaman dat ho: Find a guy with a cool sex move. Perform a sex move on him that you learned from the previous guy you fucked. Repeat. #datho
@ZekeG: Bomberman dat ho: Wear a water balloon instead of a rubber. Cum. Tie it, plant it and wait till she rolls over at night. #datho
@ZekeG: pacman dat ho: cover her in a white sheet like a ghost and shit fruit on her. wait a year for your ex wife to eclipse your fame. #datho
@ZekeG: Rockman dat ho: Exact same as megamanin' dat ho, but you gotta be foreign...and harder. #datho
@EroticGrandpa: Gears of War dat ho: Hit RB too early while slipping on the condom, wait forever to reload. #datho
@ZekeG: X-Men dat ho: Ingest nothing but free-radicals and rub carcinogens on your penis. Wait for cell mutation. Utilize cancer pity fucks. #datho
@ZekeG: Iron-man dat ho: Become incredibly rich and create a super powerful dildo. Drink a lot and beat your significant other. #datho
@TheRealKatieH: Scott Pilgrim dat ho:get a 1up if you jizz on her while she rollerblades by you and then cry when you fail.later she asks YOU out #datho
@EroticGrandpa: Metal Gear Solid dat ho: Throw sand in her eyes, remove her radome, then thrust vigorously. End with a fist fight atop the bed. #datho
@ZekeG: Tin man dat ho: Lube dat shit up real good, but then leave her waitin' without no number. You ain't got no heart, son. #datho
@ZekeG Starman dat ho: Want to come and meet her but think you'd blow her mind. Descend. Let her use it, let her use it, let her boogie. #datho
@EroticGrandpa: Tetris dat ho: Awkwardly explain how your four-long you told her about is actually sort of a squat square #datho
@ZekeG: Watchman dat ho: Try to explain your blue penis is a Dr. Manhattan NOT Avatar reference, because of OBVIOUS Navi anatomy. #datho #spergdatho
@EroticGrandpa: Home Alone dat ho: After sex, take her money and piss the bed. Leave a note that she was hit by the "Wet Bandits" #datho
@EroticGrandpa: Crash Bandicoot dat ho: Put on a tribal mask, scream "OONA-MA-GA!" and thrust vigorously. Toss mask after eight drum beats. #datho
@ZekeG: Antman dat ho: Tell your woman you're gonna shrink down to pleasure her in new ways. Hide till she sleeps. Put ants in vagina. #datho
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I know there's a pitchfork reviews reviews site...
but is there a pitchfork reviews reviews reviews site? Because I kind of want to do that.
Baby in the bulrushes.: Class Notes →
The war on drugs is the new slavery.
We’re using prison labor in this country. We are paying people less than a dollar an hour to do jobs that could be done by Americans.
What many people don’t know is that many jails all over the country are privately-run facilities. What happens when you turn…
So, what’re we gonna do about this, kids?
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Oh, thank God.
I had my very first Design class this morning, and of course I overslept and couldn’t find a good outfit and got there 15 minutes late, which then became 30 minutes late because the door was locked and I had to get an advisor to unlock it and let me in. Talk about embarrassing as all get out.
BUT it was all okay, the professor was really nice and understanding, and all the fellow design...
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Blogger's Remorse
I don’t know if it’s just my own shitty insecure self, but it seemed I couldn’t stand to see anything about the stupid mosque because I hadn’t finished my post yet, and now I can’t stand to see it because I have. Only now am I noticing all the “shut up about the mosque” posts around, and feeling shitty about it.
I wonder if my blogging wouldn’t be...
The New Yorker: Perry v. Schwarzenegger →
Back in the January 18th issue of the magazine, Margaret Talbot wrote about the Perry v. Schwarzenegger case. Here is an excerpt from her blog post on yesterday’s Prop. 8 ruling:
“Judge Walker’s ruling is only the beginning; Prop. 8’s defenders will appeal, and the case will likely make it…
I’m really impressed with Judge Walker’s ruling. Go Walker, California Judge, go!
