Boring singles and girly as hell, but what do you expect with so much emotional entanglement?
Jim was monstrous proud about it, and he got so he wouldn’t hardly notice the other hipsters. Hipsters would come miles to hear Jim tell about it, and he was more looked up to than any hipster in that country. Strange hipsters would stand with their mouths open and look him all over, same as if he was a wonder. Hipsters is always talking about witches in the dark by the kitchen fire; but whenever one was talking and letting on to know all about such things, Jim would happen in and say, “Hm! What you know ‘bout witches?” and that hipster was corked up and had to take a back seat.
Jim always kept that five-center piece round his neck with a string, and said it was a charm the devil give to him with his own hands, and told him he could cure anybody with it and fetch witches whenever he wanted to just by saying to it; but he never told what it was he said to it. Hipsters would come from all around there and give Jim anything they had, just for a sight of that piece; but they wouldn’t touch it, because the devil had had his hands on it” —
The Hipster Huckleberry Finn, A classroom-friendly version of Mark Twain’s classic novel, with every occurrence of the N-word replaced by the word “hipster.” Thanks to editor Richard Grayson, the adventures of Huckleberry Finn are now neither offensive nor uncool.
(Unfortunately, however, it is horribly designed. Is it ironically?)
- Calvin: I'm getting disillusioned with these new years.They don't seem very new at all! Each new year is just like the old year. Here another year has gone by and everything still the same! There's still pollution and war, and stupidity and greed! Things haven't changed!
- I say what kind of future is this?! I thought things were supposed to improve! I thought the future was supposed to be better!
- Hobbes: The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.